Cheers to the teenage years.

h0rmonecasserole:

Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay

someone date me? being single is boring as fuck

• me in 1st grade: wow swearing is so bad i won't ever swear
• me now: pass the motherfuckin salt you fuck